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Old Jokes #20


Mr. Divot was one of the crabbiest old men we had at the country club, and he always picked me as his caddie. I knew nothing about him except he was rich and was a prick.

We were on the 18th green one day, right by the highway, and Mr. Divot saw a funeral procession passing. He stopped, took off his hat, and bowed his head. Afterward he resumed his game.

"That's a very kind gesture, Mr. Divot," I said.

"Well, it's the least I could do," he responded. "After all, I was married to her the past forty years!"

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    Christopher 11 days ago

    I think this was an old joke but I couldn't remember much of it so I basically re-wrote it.

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    Neville Hunt 10 days ago

    Haha! The old ones are the best! Well retold!

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    Richard Hunt 10 days ago

    I like it just the way it is. Well done, Christopher

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    Christopher 9 days ago

    Thanks, guys.

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