Jake Randolph in "Requiem For A Stripper" Pt. 285

"Watch your step, Linda," I said with clenched fists.

"No, she's too much of a goody two-shoes for that! Can you imagine? A stripper with morals? Hahaha!"

"Is that what's happening to all the missing strippers? The Immoral Society does away with them?"

"You are absolutely clueless, Randolph. How do you make a living as a detective? You couldn't detect your ass with your hands if you were sitting on them!"

"At least I'm not a whore," I said.

A fire broke out in her eyes as she took a swing at me. I dodged it, grabbing her wrist...