Jake Randolph in "Requiem For A Stripper" Pt. 260

"I can't do that, Jake!" Harrigan said, practically yelling.

"Okay, then leave me here and I'll call a cab when I'm done," I said as I opened the door.

"I can't leave knowing you're about to commit a crime!"

"It's only a crime if I get caught," I said as I exited the car.

Harrigan got out, looking across the top of the car at me, "Well, I'll stay here and catch you. Then it'll be a crime!"

"Okay, I won't do it," I said.

"Is that the truth?" he asked.

"As far as you're concerned it is," I said...