Jake Randolph in "Requiem For A Stripper" Pt. 241

The next morning I awoke at about half past ten and found myself alone. It took me a moment to realize where I even was. I heard sounds coming from the kitchen so I pulled the tangled up sheet around the lower half of my naked body and exited the bedroom.

Jen Ann was in the kitchen, minus a sheet or anything else, cooking breakfast.

"Well," I said, "that's the advantage of dating a stripper. You get to watch them fry bacon in the nude!"

"Yeah, but with all that popping grease you can't stand too close to the stove!"