Jake Randolph in "Requiem For A Stripper" Pt. 190

"Miss Porter, Debra's brother Horace said you were friends with his sister. Is that how you regard your friends? As disposable tramps?"

She smirked, "Horace! Debra introduced me to him hoping I'd go out with him. He has the personality of a toilet brush and an intellect to match!"

Well, I couldn't argue with her there.

"And as far as Debra and me being friends, I met her at Hoofers. We talked a little, that's it! I did not want to be friends with her and I certainly did not want to date her meathead brother! What an absolute joke!"