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Requiem For A Stripper #169

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A guy came into the back and said, "Two minutes, Birdie!"

A girl with feathers all over her costume said, "Oh! I gotta go!"

She left as some of the other girls started getting into street clothes, oblivious to me sitting right there watching them. Jen Ann put her hand on my cheek and turned my head toward hers.

"I've got one more show to do in 20 minutes. Can you stick around?" she asked.

"Sure. You wanna see my apartment tonight?"

Her eyes lit up, "Yes!"

"It was featured on the cover of last month's issue of Architectural Indigestion!"

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    Christopher 10 months ago

    I loved that joke when I thought of it and was delighted when I found out that Architectural Digest had been around since the 1920s (I had to research it).

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    Neville Hunt 10 months ago

    Hahaha! I’m amazed that there was a magazine of that name... but not amazed that you researched it!😁

    (And I haven’t missed the fa t that Jen Ann had to turn your head way, Jake, from you ogling the other beauties! And you said you weren’t Interested in watching strippers any more! ....pants on fire, Jake!)

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    Neville Hunt 10 months ago

    On a different subject, Christopher, have you access over there to or already watched a brilliant Aussie comedy called 'Colin from Accounts'? It's terrific and very Australian... conceptwise and bad langaugewise. Great fortysomething meets late twenties storyline and great performances. I think you'd love it!

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    Christopher 10 months ago

    I haven't but I'll check to see. It may be on BritBox.

    You guys don't have Architectural Digest over there? I would've thought it would've been an international magazine but maybe it's just in the USA.

    Regarding Jake, men's eyes are like magnets and women disrobing are steel. The eyes are drawn to it whether you want them to be or not!

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