Jake Randolph in "Requiem For A Stripper" Pt. 66

I'd like to say that wasn't the first time I'd ever had romantic relations against a broom closet door backstage at a strip club, but alas it was. Not that I led a sheltered life or anything, mind you.

"Well," I said after the situation, and our heartbeats, had calmed down a little bit, "I came to give you an update on your case, but I'll take a greeting like that any day!"

She smiled as she started getting dressed again. "Okay, so what's the update?"

"Well, not much," I said. "But I think I'm onto something."

"Okay, spill it."