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"Mr. Berserko, this is Harvey down at the auto shop. We got the ol' Volkswagen running again, but considering that thing breaks down more than a character on a soap opera you might want to consider trading it in."
"Hi, Berserko, this is Diana. Why haven't you been returning my calls? Do you just get what you want and then move on? I'm not someone to be trifled with, buster! Call me back! Don't make me show up on your doorstep, mister. Call me!"