"Now from the Shady Acres Retirement Home here's the Nightly News with your anchors Jasper Sanford and Zelda Bing..."
Zelda: Good evening, everyone, and here's the news for Wednesday. Hermione was spotted on a Walk of Shame early this morning, emerging from Henry's room wearing the same support hose she had on when entering his room last night. Shame, shame, Hermione! Jasper...
Jasper: Tragedy struck the east wing when Burt Peters, 95, was found dead in his bed early this morning. Foul play isn't suspected, but then again, we all know well what an unmitigated a-hole ol' Burt was.
VerityAlways over 1 year ago
We welcome the series!
Brian Mackinney over 1 year ago
Often shady but interesting.
Christopher over 1 year ago
Thanks, everyone.
Neville Hunt over 1 year ago
Go Hermione, go!
And as for Burt, everyone else is glad he went.
Christopher over 1 year ago
Hehe! Thanks, Neville.
Frenchie over 1 year ago
Read the whole series (well, it wasn't that long, we could have had some more :-D ) and I LOVED it...
Christopher over 1 year ago
Thanks, Frenchie. I was told by someone here that I should do more but I don't know what more I could do with it.