If I Were Paul Lynde...
Paul Lynde was the center square on the American TV game show Hollywood Squares and was known for his funny responses to questions. Here's how I think Paul would've answered these questions...
When was Custer's Last Stand?
About five seconds before an arrow hit him in the head!
How often do frogs mate?
Whenever they can scrape up fifty dollars!
What do you call a group of turkeys?
Congress!
Which animal can be seen on the Porsche logo?
A pigeon hanging on for dear life!
What is the loudest animal on Earth?
An elephant with a bad case of hemorrhoids!
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Christopher over 1 year ago
Some of you may not have seen Hollywood Squares or remember who Paul Lynde is, but if you have a chance look up Paul Lynde Zingers on YouTube and you can see a compilation of the man himself in action.
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Christopher over 1 year ago
Oh and the actual answers are...
Jun 25, 1876 – Jun 26, 1876
Once a year
A rafter
A horse
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Neville Hunt over 1 year ago
Haha! I don’t know Paul Lynde, but I like the answers! Keep em coming, Christopher.
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Christopher over 1 year ago
Thanks, Neville. Did you have Bewitched over there? He played Uncle Arthur.
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Neville Hunt over 1 year ago
Bewitched? A very long time ago... I used to practice the mouth twitch, but nothing magic happened! I’m not sure I remember Uncle Arthur though🤔.
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Christopher over 1 year ago
Look up a picture of him. I'm sure you'd remember him.
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VerityAlways over 1 year ago
Was fun!
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Christopher over 1 year ago
Thanks, Verity.
