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Paul Lynde was the center square on the American TV game show Hollywood Squares and was known for his funny responses to questions. Here's how I think Paul would've answered these questions...

When was Custer's Last Stand?

About five seconds before an arrow hit him in the head!

How often do frogs mate?

Whenever they can scrape up fifty dollars!

What do you call a group of turkeys?

Congress!

Which animal can be seen on the Porsche logo?

A pigeon hanging on for dear life!

What is the loudest animal on Earth?

An elephant with a bad case of hemorrhoids!

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Some of you may not have seen Hollywood Squares or remember who Paul Lynde is, but if you have a chance look up Paul Lynde Zingers on YouTube and you can see a compilation of the man himself in action.

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Oh and the actual answers are...

    Jun 25, 1876 – Jun 26, 1876
    Once a year
    A rafter
    A horse
    A sperm whale

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    Neville Hunt 4 months ago

    Haha! I don’t know Paul Lynde, but I like the answers! Keep em coming, Christopher.

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Thanks, Neville. Did you have Bewitched over there? He played Uncle Arthur.

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    Neville Hunt 4 months ago

    Bewitched? A very long time ago... I used to practice the mouth twitch, but nothing magic happened! I’m not sure I remember Uncle Arthur though🤔.

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Look up a picture of him. I'm sure you'd remember him.

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    VerityAlways 4 months ago

    Was fun!

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Thanks, Verity.

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