Elephant Talk

Two elephants, Joe and Frank, were walking down a dirt road on a hot day.

"Why don't we have hands?" Joe asked.

"Huh?" Frank said.

"I'm tired of picking things up with my nose. Monkeys have hands, why don't we?"

"I dunno," Frank said. "I just wish I didn't have an irrational fear of mice. I mean, we're so much bigger than them. Why can't we just stomp them?"

"Know what really bothers me?" Joe asked. "Sometimes, I'll be standing in the corner of a room and no one even notices I'm there."

Frank replied, "You just blew my mind."