Two elephants, Joe and Frank, were walking down a dirt road on a hot day.
"Why don't we have hands?" Joe asked.
"Huh?" Frank said.
"I'm tired of picking things up with my nose. Monkeys have hands, why don't we?"
"I dunno," Frank said. "I just wish I didn't have an irrational fear of mice. I mean, we're so much bigger than them. Why can't we just stomp them?"
"Know what really bothers me?" Joe asked. "Sometimes, I'll be standing in the corner of a room and no one even notices I'm there."
Frank replied, "You just blew my mind."
Lisa Williams almost 2 years ago
Ha! Fab xx
Christopher almost 2 years ago
Thanks, Lisa.
VerityAlways almost 2 years ago
Needed a smile, thanks Christopher!
Christopher almost 2 years ago
You're welcome, Verity.
Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago
Haha! I’ve known a few of those!
Christopher almost 2 years ago
Thanks, Neville.
Brian Mackinney almost 2 years ago
Like me at parties.
Christopher almost 2 years ago
I hear ya, Brian.
Frenchie almost 2 years ago
Perfect :-D Thanks for the smile, Christopher.
Christopher almost 2 years ago
You're welcome, Frenchie.