Random Thoughts #3

Adults are like children, only bigger and dumber.

The most important meal of the day is whichever one I'm eating at the time.

People tell me to just be myself but that's what got me into this mess in the first place.

In school I was voted "Most Likely To Wind Up Working In A Place That Has My Name On The Uniform."

I question whether or not every bystander is really that innocent.

Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions? I know I do.

And finally, here are life's unwritten rules:

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