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When you wait for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter too?

Can dogs from different countries understand each other's barks or do they need a translator?

People with glasses look smart but they had to fail a test to get that way.

The two e's in the word "bee" might as well be removed.

Finally, here are some mythical relatives of the Tooth Fairy:

The Cyst Leprechaun
The Hangnail Goblin
The Tumor Genie
The Gallstone Gremlin
The Appendix Elf
The Tonsil Pixie
The Hemorrhoid Sprite
The Mole Gryphon
The Bone Spur Gnome
The Pimple Imp
The Wart Troll

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    Christopher 7 months ago

    I've had the Tooth Fairy idea for years but didn't have enough to make a whole drabble, so I had to wait until a series like this came along.

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    Neville Hunt 7 months ago

    Hehe! love them. I've definitely crossed swords with the Gallstone Gremlin (or whatever you cross with them)

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    Neville Hunt 7 months ago

    I guess when dogs from different countries start barking, they must all have a 'ruff!' idea what the others mean!

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    Christopher 7 months ago

    Haha! Thanks, Neville.

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    Jamie Clapperton 6 months ago

    Is there a band called the Gallstone Gremlins? If not there should be!

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    Neville Hunt 6 months ago

    Yeah... if there is I bet their rock is gutsy!

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    VerityAlways 6 months ago

    Love these!

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    Christopher 6 months ago

    Thanks, everyone.

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