The Parrot

Christopher 7 months ago

The original joke wasn't a parrot, but parrot jokes are always a little funnier to me. It was supposed to be two jokes but that one took more room so here's the shorter one...

Christopher 7 months ago

A man walks into a movie theater and sits down in the first row. He notices a parrot on the seat next to him. He asks the parrot, "What are you doing here?"

The parrot replies, "Well, I liked the book!"

Jeff Taylor 7 months ago

Are you sure that's not a "Dad" joke? 😁

Christopher 7 months ago

Could be.

Neville Hunt 7 months ago

Love it! ... but definitely a ‘Dad’ joke as Jeff suggests! It will be retold over here by this dad!

Christopher 7 months ago

Thanks, Neville.

VerityAlways 7 months ago

Hahaha...definitely a dad joke

Christopher 7 months ago

Thanks, Verity. I guess, not being a dad myself, I don't know what constitutes a "dad" joke.

Neville Hunt 7 months ago

A ‘dad’ joke is really corny! He probably tells it year in, year out and it gets a groan from the kids. Always!
Whenever the family is here at Christmas and we have Christmas crackers (the things with jokes and mottos in and a crappy, or if you’re really really lucky, or rich, a decent gift), my joke always seems to be in the form of a question ‘When is a door not a door?’ Answer, ‘When it’s ajar!’

Christopher 7 months ago

I guess I am a dad then because most of my humor is like that!

Neville Hunt 7 months ago

Cool Daddy!

Jamie Clapperton 7 months ago

I know a Parrot whom I occasionally 'Parrot Sit .' . Wouldn't risk taking him to the zoo but loved this. ;-)

Christopher 7 months ago

Thanks, Jamie.

Richard Hunt 7 months ago

Really good, I loved it!

Christopher 7 months ago

Thanks, Richard.

VerityAlways 7 months ago

Love this again, Christopher!

Christopher 7 months ago

Thanks, Verity.