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A woman told her boyfriend, "Our sex life is bland. I like to be humiliated and degraded during sex. Think you can do that?"

His eyes were ablaze. "Bland? You stupid whore! How can you be so degenerate? I don't even know what attracted me to someone like you! And all you do is lie there! I have to do all the work! You're not even pretty! I should've went after your sister! She's a slightly better looking version of you!"

She smiled widely. "Great! Now write all of that down and say it the next time we have sex!"

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