Helle Toupée

Now here's a word from Imen Helle, owner of Helle Toupée...

"Losing your hair isn't fun. It isn't pleasant. In fact, it's hell.

"Here at Helle Toupée we can customize a skull rug that you'll be proud to wear. It's made from your own hair: arms, legs, back, pubes, any place we can get it. And they're practically undetectable. Extensive tests were done in bars and nightclubs. Out of 100 women only 3 correctly identified the toupée, and only one woman thought it was a beaver making love to the man's head.

"Remember, when you start going bald...there's Helle Toupée!"