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Old Jokes #18


Bill stopped in to Harry's Diner for a quick lunch.

The place looked very shabby as he walked in but he sat down anyway.

""What'll it be, stranger?" the waitress asked.

"Uh, I'll have a hamburger, please."

"One hamburger, Harry!" she yelled.

Harry, an aptly named burly fellow, grabbed a hunk of raw hamburger meat, shoved it under his armpit, flapped his arm to flatten the patty, then threw it on the grill.

"That's disgusting!" Bill exclaimed.

"That's nothing," the waitress said. "If you want to see something really disgusting be here in the morning when he's making the doughnuts!"

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    To my friends across the pond, I guess you have donuts over there, with the hole in the middle. That's the "hole" punchline of the joke.

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    Brian Mackinney over 2 years ago

    There’s a shiny new Dunkin Donuts opened near here. I wonder if there are any Harrys there.

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    Thanks, Brian.

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    Jamie Clapperton over 2 years ago

    Good motivation to cut down on carbs! :-))

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    VerityAlways over 2 years ago

    Thank god I wasn't binging!

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