Crazy Larry's Cut-Rate Crematorium
And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #49
Here's a word for Crazy Larry's Cut-Rate Crematorium...
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. We can't do anything about the dust but we can sure turn your fallen loved ones into a heap of smoldering ashes!
"Hi, folks. Larry Kadaver here, owner and operator of Crazy Larry's Cut-Rate Crematorium. When you have a death in the family don't let your finances go up in smoke, come see me. We have a burning desire to satisfy all your cremation needs at a low price.
"Cremation's our fiery passion. Visit the Cut-Rate Crematorium and let us urn your business!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Christopher almost 3 years ago
I did a sponsor drabble a few years ago for Crazy Larry's Discount Mortuary, so I thought it was time for Larry to have a new hustle.
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VerityAlways almost 3 years ago
Oh yes, I recollect Kadaver!
I've been in awe of your sponsor drabbles! -
Christopher almost 3 years ago
Thanks, Verity. Other than Jake Randolph this is my favorite thing to write on my Drablr page.
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Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago
Urn your business! As Jamie would say... Groooan!
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Christopher almost 3 years ago
Thanks, Neville. Drew used to do that too at some of your more colorful puns.
By the way, I think I have the idea for the next Jake story. It involves a stolen music box. I've got some research to do first, though.
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Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago
Great, Christopher... can’t wait!
I’ve certainly had loads of ‘groan’ responses, mainly from Jamie and Drew, that’s true!🥴 I have always taken it as a compliment... and I certainly mean that sentiment here too!
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Christopher almost 3 years ago
I do as well.
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Jamie Clapperton almost 3 years ago
Delightfully distasteful Christopher . As for 'Urn your business - Of course that urns a groooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Welcome back. ;-)
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Christopher almost 3 years ago
Haha! Thanks, Jamie.