Speed Dating with Berserko

Berserko the Clown grudgingly accepted a friend's invitation to a speed dating session at a local coffee shop. The participants engaged in rapid-fire encounters with one another until a bell rang and they switched tables...

Date: So, what do you do for a living?

Berserko: (looking down at his clown costume) I'm a politician, lady.

(Ding!)

Date: Who'd you vote for?

Berserko: Your mother!

(Ding!)

Date: What kind of music do you like?

Berserko: Any kind that will drown out incessant questions by stupid women.

(Ding!)

Berserko got fed up and left, heading downtown to pick up a prostitute.