Next!

Berserko the Clown sat waiting for his interview. It was for a cushy gig at an amusement park. He saw one of his rivals, Lamo the Clown, being interviewed ahead of him.

What a joke, he thought. He can't even make balloon animals.

The interviewer yelled "Next!" as Lamo walked by Berserko and grinned.

Berserko handed the lady his resumé.

"Well, Mr. Berserko, your resumé is impressive. Tell me...what do you think is your biggest character flaw?"

"I'm too honest," Berserko said.

"I don't think honesty is a character flaw."

"I don't give a shit what you think, lady."

"Next!"