Jake Randolph in "The Eternal Night" Pt. 136

The whole place erupted in cheers, applause and catcalls. I had just noticed that the patrons in the place were 99% male. There were only a couple of ladies in the audience, sitting there with dates who apparently didn't realize that this was no place to bring a lady.

The emcee continued, "Well, I know the band is just itching to play!"

The five-piece combo, consisting of a drummer, bassist, guitarist, pianist, and saxophonist, belted out a quick burst of music before stopping so the emcee could continue.

"Well, they're itching, at least!"

There was a smattering of laughter...