Sell Out

Tonight on SuxTV:

"Join me, Will Doublecross, for everyone's favorite game show. Will you refuse to compromise your values or will you..."

(Crowd yells in unison) "Sell Out!"

"Yes, every moral, every belief, every principle you hold dear will be put to the test on Sell Out. We take two contestants, trawl their social media accounts, their e-mails and their very lives to find out who they are and what they believe. Then we subject them to intense public scrutiny to see if they Sell Out!

"Sell Out. Where we march every sacred cow straight to the butcher shop!"