Windfall

Berserko the Clown was walking downtown when he spotted a man frantically searching the sidewalk.

"What's going on?" Berserko asked.

"My wallet! I dropped it! It had $500.00 in it! What am I going to do?" the man yelled as he got down on his knees and looked in the gutter.

Berserko couldn't stand to see this.

"Mister, I can spare a little. Here's fifty dollars."

Berserko handed him the money, wished him luck, and continued walking.

He was feeling good. He could afford it anyway.

After all, he'd just found $500.00 that some careless bastard dropped on the sidewalk!