A text conversation between an employee and his boss...
Employee: Sorry, boss. I'll be a bit late. There was an accident on the freeway and traffic is at a standstill.
Boss: You're fired.
Employee: WHAT?!! I know I'm late quite frequently but this isn't my fault! You know what? You can take that lousy job, roll it up real tight, and shove it up your fat ass, you balding sack of shit!
Boss: That was supposed to be "You're fine," but you know what? Let's leave it as it stands.
Employee: Hey, I was only kidding.
Employee: Boss?
Employee: Boss?
Christopher over 3 years ago
I'm having to revisit an old series to get inspiration for new drabbles. Some more oldies may pop up before this drought is over.
Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
Hehe! This is a great series Christopher. The concept lends itself to a host of miscommunication... and you get the satisfaction of giving two fingers to autobloodycorrect!
Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
Good title too!
Christopher over 3 years ago
Thanks, Neville. I haven't had much inspiration lately.
Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
Me too! But we’ve just got back from a tough week’s holiday (a long story!) and the weather has improved markedly, as has my enthusiasm (which is normally my greatest asset).
Christopher over 3 years ago
I'm sure there are some drabbles in that tough week's holiday!
Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
There certainly are. My last ‘Fishy...’ drabble was one such. And on Friday, the morning we left, this most beautiful, classy resort, famous for wonderful crabs, which we love, had a final sting in its tail. That will be my next, of a short series to cauterise my wounds!
Jamie Clapperton over 3 years ago
This does strike a chord with me Christopher ;-) Though I'm more likely to put my foot in it with colleagues than management.
Christopher over 3 years ago
Thanks, Jamie.
VerityAlways about 3 years ago
Your humor drabbles are really good. Lot to learn !!
Christopher about 3 years ago
Thanks, Verity. Humor is what I love the most.