Career Day

"Students, today's speaker is someone you might've had performing at your birthday party. Please welcome Berserko the Clown!"

Berserko stepped into the classroom to a smattering of applause.

"Thanks for that rousing welcome. You know, when I was a kid they gave us a test to see what career we might be suited for. They asked us to unscramble the letters NPIES and said it's a body part most useful when erect. All the kids who said SPINE became doctors. Only one boy said PENIS."

"What does he do now?" a girl asked.

Berserko grinned, "You're looking at it, kid!"