WOKE-FM
"You're listening to W-O-K-E...Woke-FM. Now here's your DJ, Dr. Dud...."
"Good evening...it's 5 pm. Well...I can't play any music because we were always getting complaints. I can't play any commercials because half our audience boycotted half our sponsors and the other half of the audience boycotted the other half of our sponsors! You complained about our frequency 91.1 because you want to abolish the police. We were going to change to 99.9 and a British expatriate complained about that!
" Y'know what? Screw it! I'm playing Al Jolson's "My Mammy" followed by Hitler's 1939 Reichstag speech!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
2 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago
Haha! A savage undercurrent of contemporary truth perhaps. Enough to send one back to S-L-E-E-P!
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Christopher almost 3 years ago
T-R-U-E! Thanks, Neville.
