If You Can't Take The Heat...

Berserko the Clown was walking down the street on his way to a gig, a birthday party for a ten-year-old, when he noticed a large crowd gathered, with a flannel-shirt wearing feminist speaking through a bullhorn.

"Kitchens are a centuries-old symbol of female subservience to the male patriarchy! They should be outlawed!"

The crowd cheered their agreement as Berserko shouted back, "Then where will we store and prepare all our food?"

The woman stammered, "Well...well...well...You're an oppressive Nazi! Get him!"

The crowd turned as Berserko ran down the street, which wasn't easy in his floppy shoes!