With Keemosabes Like This...
The Lone Ranger stopped while riding on the trail to relieve himself in the bushes and was bitten in the end of his wanker by a rattlesnake. He sent his Indian companion Tonto into the nearest town to find out from the doctor what should be done.
After getting beaten up and almost lynched in town Tonto finally made it to the doctor's office, who told Tonto to suck out the venom where the victim was bitten.
When he returned a panicky Lone Ranger asked, "What did the doctor say, Tonto?"
Tonto replied, "Doctor say Lone Ranger going to die!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Christopher about 3 years ago
Another old joke I had to pad a little bit. It seemed like every time The Lone Ranger sent Tonto into town alone he either got beaten up or almost lynched or both.
Bill Cosby made a joke about that on one of his albums but I had already noticed that from watching the show growing up.
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Neville Hunt about 3 years ago
Old but great! I knew this joke way back as a couple of Aussies in the outback. It’s better with the LR and Tonto though. I have to laugh even if it’s an oldie!😂
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Christopher about 3 years ago
Thanks, Neville. I haven't had much inspiration for drabbles lately so I've been searching my memory banks for old jokes.
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Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago
Keep em coming Christopher; I love them!😁
