Limericks
#1:
There once was a gal named Hortense
The size of whose breasts was immense
One day playing soccer
Out popped her left knocker
And she kicked it right over the fence
#2:
There once was a golfer from Boston
Who drove all around in his Austin
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung outside and he lost 'em
#3:
There once was a young man named Carter
Who was known as a fabulous farter
With only one bean
He'd toot "God Save The Queen"
And would encore with the "Moonlight Sonata"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
5 comments add one below
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Christopher about 3 years ago
I miscalculated in the comments of my last drabble. I didn't think I could get two limericks in one drabble, and damned if I didn't get three in there. I actually had room to spare, which is why I added the numbers in front of each limerick.
Also, the last limerick has a couple of words added, which is why the syncopation of that one may be slightly off.
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Christopher about 3 years ago
The last line of the last limerick should actually read "and encore with Moonlight Sonata" in order for the syncopation to be right.
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Neville Hunt about 3 years ago
Wonderful! Great limericks and well done you for fitting them all in. Absolutely no need to apologise for the scansion, they all work just fine. The gauntlet thrown down, I shall try to drabblify a trio of my own favourites!
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Neville Hunt about 3 years ago
Done! (see above)
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Christopher about 3 years ago
Thanks, Neville.
