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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #44
Here's political pundit Flip Flopper to speak for Ballots.org:
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- Category: Satire & Parodies
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Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
I’d laugh if there wasn’t a real fear that dirty tricks really will be employed and a cartoon character of a candidate might be re-elected! I wonder what Dick Hedd would think of it all? (He might’ve made a better candidate.)
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Christopher over 3 years ago
Wow. I must've really written that in a non-partisan way because my take was the exact opposite! I was talking about the Democrats using mail-in ballots to steal the election. There are news stories popping up everywhere here about local Democrats all over the country throwing out mail-in Republican ballots, ballot harvesting, all sorts of shenanigans. But at least I was able to write it in a neutral way!
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Christopher over 3 years ago
The other story we're hearing is that if you have a family that has both Republican and Democrat voters under the same roof, they're getting one Republican ballot sent to the home, but the voters that are Democrats get multiple ballots sent to the same person there.
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Christopher over 3 years ago
One more thing. That's not an endorsement of one side or the other. I hate politics. I just want the process to be fair.
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Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
Over here, we don’t (or at least me...) really understand the US election, but we’re terrified either way! We care though... Mr Scary vs Mr Who?. It seems like a total farce... but frighteningly, it’s not!
