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Berserko the Clown

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Berserko was hired to perform at a club called Fluid. He arrived and set up. He thought the women were quite ugly, then noticed stubble on one of their chins.

"Wait a minute! Is this one of those trans-testicle clubs? I'm not performing here!" he said, gathering his things.

A voice yelled, "Get Rex from the back!"

A huge black man in a pink mini-skirt and a long red wig approached Berserko and said, "You cashed our check. D'you perform or do I take our money back outta yo' ass?"

Berserko smiled, turned and started making balloon animals.

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    Neville Hunt 26 days ago

    Haha! Trans-testicle... hehe!

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    Christopher 26 days ago

    Thanks, Neville. I'm trying to get one a day in. I fear this place is dying and I'm going to do what I can. I'm beginning to wonder now if Drew is really going to come back. I think we've lost him.

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    Jamie Clapperton 26 days ago

    Hehe serves Beserko right!

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    Jamie Clapperton 26 days ago

    Blimey.Drabble a days easier said than done isn't it,? 🐝

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    Jamie Clapperton 26 days ago

    There's a new drablr in town Marion E Ball have you seen?

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    Christopher 26 days ago

    No, I haven't. I'll check them out.

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    Christopher 26 days ago

    And thanks, Jamie.

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