Pearly Whites And Family Jewels
Berserko hated going to the dentist. But he had a bad tooth that he couldn't ignore anymore and finally made the appointment.
He sweated nervously in the waiting room, white makeup on his face running.
He eventually got back to see the dentist, who examined and x-rayed him.
"Well, Mr. Berserko, I'm afraid that tooth's going to have to be extracted."
Berserko winced and then said "Okay, doc" as he reached down and grabbed a handful of the doctor's gonads.
"But, you're holding my testicles," the doctor said.
Berserko grinned, "And we're not gonna hurt each other, are we?"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
11 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
Hahahaha! Love it! (said Neville protecting his own nuts!😰)
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Christopher over 3 years ago
Thanks, Neville. My goal of posting a drabble a day is going to make me have to go back and grab some things like Berserko or the Clocks series or my sponsor drabbles.
I had an idea for a new series of stand-alone drabbles about urban legends. I've been reading a lot about that lately and there are some fascinating ones out there that are fairly obscure. I'm still pondering that, though, because it will require more research. Let me know if that's something you guys think you might like to read.
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Jamie Clapperton over 3 years ago
Beserko really is an awkward patient.
Urban legends dribbles. ☺ I'd like reading those. -
Jamie Clapperton over 3 years ago
Dribbles! 😀
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Christopher over 3 years ago
Okay, I'll pick out a few urban legends and try to write some dribbles!
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Jamie Clapperton over 3 years ago
😁 😁 kept trying to type drabble but it came out as dribble.
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Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
Ah... autocorract!😁
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Jamie Clapperton over 3 years ago
Egg and Spoon Race.
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Jamie Clapperton over 3 years ago
Exactly. ☺
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Christopher over 3 years ago
My phone will not autofill the word drabble and I don't know why. I have to type it in every time. I added it to the library and everything but it still won't. I think it's being stubborn.
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Jamie Clapperton over 3 years ago
😁 😁 😁
