Jake Randolph in "The Littlest Client" Pt. 31

"Slide it under the door!" the voice yelled.

This guy wasn't playing the game by the rules.

"I can't, sir. It has to be signed for."

I heard a potent mixture of cursing and footsteps coming up to the door. As soon as it was cracked a little I kicked it the rest of the way open. The drunk man went flying backwards, crashing onto his wooden coffee table and breaking the legs off it.

"What the hell is this about?" the guy yelled in between gasps, trying to replace the air that had been knocked out of his lungs...