Leaving Home

Little Johnny is walking down the road with a small suitcase. His neighbor at the end of the street sees him and yells, "Hey, Johnny! Where are you going?"

Johnny lugs his suitcase over to his neighbor's yard.

"I'm running away from home," he replied, breathless.

"Whatever for?" his neighbor asked.

"Well," Johnny said as he set his suitcase down on the ground, "last night I got up to get a drink of water and passed my parents' bedroom. My dad yelled I'm pulling out! and Mom yelled I'm coming too! Well, they're not sticking me with that mortgage payment!"