A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. She screams, "You promised me you'd stop cheating on me! You promised!"
The husband replied sheepishly, "Well, you have to admit, darling, I'm tapering off."
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A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man. He grabs his shotgun and cocks it. The naked adulterer stands up on the bed.
"Boy," the irate husband yells, "I'm gonna blow your balls off!"
The frightened man begins shaking and screams, "Hey, give me a chance!"
"Okay," the husband says with a grin, "swing 'em!"
Neville Hunt over 4 years ago
Haha! Nice one (or two) Christopher.😃
Neville Hunt over 4 years ago
Yes, I agree, great title, Christopher!