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Old Jokes #11

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Here are a few quickies for your reading pleasure:

What's the difference between an old cat and a kitten? An old cat can scratch and claw but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant in a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other is a great year!

Why is a submarine like a penis? They are both long and hard and full of seamen.

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    Neville Hunt 4 months ago

    Haha! Love them. Cheered me up no end! 😄

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    Neville Hunt 4 months ago

    (What’s the difference between light and hard.... You can get to sleep with a light on.) - sorry... a bit rude!

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Haha! That's a good one too. Thanks, Neville.

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    Neville Hunt 4 months ago

    There’s a real dearth of Drablr contributions right now. Hope it all kicks off again soon.🤞

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    I know. There were only a few of us regular contributors left. Now it seems like even those numbers are dwindling.

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    Neville Hunt 4 months ago

    I think it’ll be OK in the long run Christopher. Jamie Clapperton’s around as he’s just found me on Facebook, and Jeff Taylor is still commenting and publishing and I’m sure Drew must be on holiday...

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    Drew Martyn 4 months ago

    Yes, I've been very remiss and taking it easy this last two weeks or so :) I've obviously run out of drugs and alcohol!! But I'm back now, and glad to know Jamie's still around too.
    Made my day reading these Christopher - better late than never eh?

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Thanks, Drew. Glad you're back around.

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    Drew Martyn 4 months ago

    Thanks Christopher :)

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