Here are a few quickies for your reading pleasure:

What's the difference between an old cat and a kitten? An old cat can scratch and claw but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant in a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other is a great year!

Why is a submarine like a penis? They are both long and hard and full of seamen.

Drabble published August 07, 2019 08:22

Neville Hunt over 4 years ago

Haha! Love them. Cheered me up no end! 😄
Neville Hunt over 4 years ago

(What’s the difference between light and hard.... You can get to sleep with a light on.) - sorry... a bit rude!
Christopher over 4 years ago

Haha! That's a good one too. Thanks, Neville.
Neville Hunt over 4 years ago

There’s a real dearth of Drablr contributions right now. Hope it all kicks off again soon.🤞
Christopher over 4 years ago

I know. There were only a few of us regular contributors left. Now it seems like even those numbers are dwindling.
Neville Hunt over 4 years ago

I think it’ll be OK in the long run Christopher. Jamie Clapperton’s around as he’s just found me on Facebook, and Jeff Taylor is still commenting and publishing and I’m sure Drew must be on holiday...
Christopher over 4 years ago

Thanks, Drew. Glad you're back around.

Quickies