Jake Randolph in "Tiki Moon" Pt. 148

When I couldn't find Henry the VIII I started looking for Benjamin Franklin, but couldn't find him either. Maybe he was off playing with his lightning rod.

I noticed a guy dressed as The Lone Ranger, complete with cowboy hat, black mask and six-shooter at his side. I wondered if it was loaded with silver bullets. He kept staring at me, never diverting his gaze. It was pissing me off so I approached him and asked, in Groucho's voice, "Well, where's Tonto? Did you send him ahead to town to get the tar beat out of him like usual?"