Jake Randolph in "Tiki Moon" Pt. 145

Highly appropriate, I thought. Except he didn't have her beheaded.

Morty really didn't seem very bright. If your wife had just disappeared in the middle of the ocean, you don't go to a Halloween party when you find out. And you certainly don't go as a historical figure known for having two of his wives killed.

But I remembered what Deborah told me about Morty, "I never claimed he was the sharpest knife in the drawer."

I had to keep that in mind through all of this illogic.

There was someone walking with Morty; a guy dressed like Benjamin Franklin...