Schlock Comedian's School (2/2)

"Since you can't do ethnic humor, religious jokes, midget jokes, cripple jokes or anything else that's actually funny, we'll show you proven gags from the early days of Vaudeville: pratfalls, spit takes, walking down stairs that aren't there, anything you can do to tickle someone's funny bone without raising their ire.

"You know, being a comedian's hard when the unwashed masses take everything out of context and look for something to be offended by. So either go to the Schlock Comedian's School or become a mortician. Either way your clientele are a bunch of stiffs!"

(Ba-dum-ba!)

"Thank you."