Schlock Comedian's School (1/2)

Now here's a word from antique jokester Hammond Rye for the Schlock Comedian's School:

"Howareya, howareya, howareya?! Hammond Rye here, speaking for my cousin Hammond Wholewheat! Can I get a rimshot here?"

(Ba-dum-ba!)

"Thank you. I've just flown in from Pittsburgh and, boy, are my arms tired!"

(Ba-dum-ba!)

"Thank you. Here at the Schlock Comedian's School we'll teach you everything we know. Semesters last about five minutes!"

(Ba-dum-ba!)

"Thank you. In the modern age of everyone being offended by everything, we'll teach you to be a comedian in the classic sense of the word..."