The Business Black Hole

Ever seen a shop that seems to be a business black hole? Businesses open up and then are never heard from again?

There's one in my town. It's been a sunglasses store, a cell phone store, a yogurt shop, a comic book shop, and a hundred other things. They open up and in a matter of weeks they disappear, to be replaced by another business destined to be crushed by the gravitational force of the business black hole.

I just saw a sign: Coming Soon - Arthur's Archery Shop.

Sorry, Arthur. Your arrows won't ever make it past the event horizon.