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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #32

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    This was inspired after seeing male sex robots for sale on Twitter that women can buy that are very real looking and can even make small talk in the sack. It was supposed to be a parody, but after I started writing it I realized that the way the world is heading this may not be as far-fetched as I originally thought.

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    Neville Hunt over 1 year ago

    Yes, apparently sex robots are here to stay... and stay they can! I’m wondering if for female robots the 3D printers can do supple and sensuous or if they’re limited to tough, brittle and frigid, with looks that say, “Fred, when on earth will you paint the ceiling? But at least with sexbots you don’t have to tell them you love them...

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Teehee. I think it's ridiculous the direction this world is heading.

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    Drew Martyn over 1 year ago

    Sex bots? In my day blow up dolls were the height of technology.
    And you'd have to buy a bicycle pump. And a puncture repair kit, just in case. Bugger me, buy all that and you may as well buy a bike instead, much more fun lol.
    Great drabble, Christopher :)

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Thanks, Drew. Or you could just put a little effort into finding someone real without expecting perfection. Too many people are looking for something they're never going to find.

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