The Talk

Bob decided it was time he talked to his kids about the birds and the bees. He didn't want them to make some of the same mistakes that he did.

He gathered them into the living room and began the discussion. It's never easy on a parent to have that conversation, but Bob handled it with great dedication.

"One more thing. Always use condoms, but steer clear of the cheaper brands. They aren't very good. And I used them for years before discovering it."

They nodded.

"Now, good night Carl, Lisa, Tim, Tommy, Sarah, Eugene, Oscar, Greg, Roxanne, Beth, Lance......."