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Bob decided it was time he talked to his kids about the birds and the bees. He didn't want them to make some of the same mistakes that he did.

He gathered them into the living room and began the discussion. It's never easy on a parent to have that conversation, but Bob handled it with great dedication.

"One more thing. Always use condoms, but steer clear of the cheaper brands. They aren't very good. And I used them for years before discovering it."

They nodded.

"Now, good night Carl, Lisa, Tim, Tommy, Sarah, Eugene, Oscar, Greg, Roxanne, Beth, Lance......."

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    Jeff Taylor about 2 years ago

    Made me smile 😊

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Thanks, Jeff. Glad it brought a little joy.

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    Peter Henderson almost 2 years ago

    Hahaha...made my evening, thank you.

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    Christopher almost 2 years ago

    Glad to hear it, Peter. Thanks for reading.

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