shapeshifter avatar

by

Lance bought a female parrot that said nothing except, "I'm fun. Wanna have sex?"

Distraught, he called his pastor and asked for advice. The pastor said he had two male parrots, David & Goliath, and all they did was sit in their cages and pray and read the Bible all day. Maybe they would have a good influence on her.

Lance brought the female parrot over to the pastor's house and put her in the cage with David and Goliath.

She said, "I'm fun. Wanna have sex?"

David said, "Put the Bible away now, Goliath. Our prayers have been answered!"

7 comments add one below

  • avatar

    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Another old joke, posted at Neville's request.

  • avatar

    Christopher about 2 years ago

    And I just realized I've been spelling parrot with two "T's". I knew that looked funny but autocorrect never corrected it so I figured I was mistaken. But I've since corrected both drabbles.

  • avatar

    Neville Hunt about 2 years ago

    Haha! That spelling slip up was surely deliberate... “More T vicar!”
    (in case that means nothing in the US, Christopher it’s an old expression for when you want to take someone’s attention away from something embarrassing, particularly a vicar).

  • avatar

    Neville Hunt about 2 years ago

    More tea Vicar, of course.

  • avatar

    Steve McBrevity about 2 years ago

    More parrots please! Love this one.

  • avatar

    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Thanks, Steve.

    That phrase isn't known here, Neville, but I've heard it before from watching so much British telly.

  • avatar

    Christopher almost 2 years ago

    Sorry, Greenlander. I will. I get free moments where I can read and vote but not always have time to respond. I will correct it.

Join the conversation

Sign up or Sign in to leave a comment on this drabble.