The Fun Parrot
Lance bought a female parrot that said nothing except, "I'm fun. Wanna have sex?"
Distraught, he called his pastor and asked for advice. The pastor said he had two male parrots, David & Goliath, and all they did was sit in their cages and pray and read the Bible all day. Maybe they would have a good influence on her.
Lance brought the female parrot over to the pastor's house and put her in the cage with David and Goliath.
She said, "I'm fun. Wanna have sex?"
David said, "Put the Bible away now, Goliath. Our prayers have been answered!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
7 comments add one below
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Christopher about 6 years ago
Another old joke, posted at Neville's request.
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Christopher about 6 years ago
And I just realized I've been spelling parrot with two "T's". I knew that looked funny but autocorrect never corrected it so I figured I was mistaken. But I've since corrected both drabbles.
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Neville Hunt about 6 years ago
Haha! That spelling slip up was surely deliberate... “More T vicar!”
(in case that means nothing in the US, Christopher it’s an old expression for when you want to take someone’s attention away from something embarrassing, particularly a vicar). -
Neville Hunt about 6 years ago
More tea Vicar, of course.
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Steve McBrevity about 6 years ago
More parrots please! Love this one.
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Christopher about 6 years ago
Thanks, Steve.
That phrase isn't known here, Neville, but I've heard it before from watching so much British telly.
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Christopher about 6 years ago
Sorry, Greenlander. I will. I get free moments where I can read and vote but not always have time to respond. I will correct it.
