Jake Randolph in "Bourbon On The Rocks" Pt. 206

Diamond climbed up onto the stage and took the microphone.

“I’m terribly sorry, folks. Mr. Randolph here has a warped and twisted sense of humor. It’s liable to get him in trouble one of these days.”

He looked at me ominously when he said that.

“Anyway, I’m afraid we’re going to have to close the club tonight. But I don’t want anyone to go away disappointed. All of you come back tomorrow night for a free meal and free drinks. Thank you all and I’ll see you tomorrow night.”

Everyone got up and began leaving. I was not expecting that…