Jake Randolph in "Bourbon On The Rocks" Pt. 82

"Now," I continued, "you can put a tight-ass man at the reception desk and think you're the Ritz all you want, but this is a joint where folks come to have sex with people they aren't married to, or a place for men to sleep off a drunk before going home to the little woman, or a place where people come to disappear, which is what my client is currently using this establishment for. Now tell me what room he's in before the vice squad comes and shakes your tree and sees what falls off the limbs. Got me?"