"I've told that absent-minded sumbitch a thousand times not to leave those gaddang scripts layin' around willy-nilly where any ole' sumbitch can find 'em! But does he listen? Hell no, he doesn't!"
She was hanging on my every word. I had the hook set firmly in her jaw. All I had to do was reel her in.
"Say," I said, as I grabbed her chin between my thumb and forefinger, turning her head sideways, "have you ever been in a picture before, honey?"
She giggled like a hyena on laughing gas.
"No!" she said.
"Well, you oughta be."