Jake Randolph in "Bourbon On The Rocks" Pt. 76

"I've told that absent-minded sumbitch a thousand times not to leave those gaddang scripts layin' around willy-nilly where any ole' sumbitch can find 'em! But does he listen? Hell no, he doesn't!"

She was hanging on my every word. I had the hook set firmly in her jaw. All I had to do was reel her in.

"Say," I said, as I grabbed her chin between my thumb and forefinger, turning her head sideways, "have you ever been in a picture before, honey?"

She giggled like a hyena on laughing gas.

"No!" she said.

"Well, you oughta be."