"You know what, mister? I don't appreciate that remark! I'd like you to leave!"
I put my hands up, "Hold up there, cupcake! It was merely an observation!"
She calmed herself down a bit. "I'm sorry, Jake. That's a sensitive subject with me. I was always a better singer and better entertainer than Paige was. I should've had that job. But she was Bobby Diamond's, how can I say, flavor of the month?"
"One in a line of many is my guess. I'm beginning to think Diamond has more flavors than an ice cream stand!"
She giggled, "You're right, Jake."