Jake Randolph in "Bourbon On The Rocks" Pt. 41

Morning burst into the room and punched me in the face like a jealous husband. Tiffany's naked body was wrapped up in mine. It felt nice to wake up this way. She looked so peaceful draped across me. I could feel her shallow breathing, which seemed to be in sync with mine. I didn't want to disturb her but I really needed to avail myself of her bathroom facilities. I eased out from under her, walking stark naked around her apartment, opening doors and looking for the bathroom.

If she had a roommate they were in for a rude awakening...