Compact vs. Sedan (1/2)

Jason and his girlfriend Sandy were walking down the street and passed a tall guy who looked like he could play basketball. Sandy and the guy recognized one another and begun laughing and hugging.

"Ted, it's so great to see you," Sandy said with the genuine warmth that attracted Jason to her in the first place.

Ted smiled at her, "You haven't changed a bit."

"Oh," she said embarrassingly, "this is my boyfriend Jason."

Ted stuck his massive hand out and Jason shook it, looking up at Ted.

"How's it going, little dude?" Ted said, making Jason feel even smaller...